Monday, April 06, 2015

Baseball is Back


The Sun Will Come Out... Today, Today, Bet your bottom dollar that today... there will be SUN!
It is opening day folks, time for every baseball fan to reset and know deep down that they have a clean slate.  162 games are ahead of us and your team has just as good of a shot as any other.
Unless... Your team is the Philadelphia Phillies. Sorry Phillies Fans.  But you should look into developing other horrible habits instead of watching baseball. Maybe like biting your nails or harness-less rock climbing.  Something a little more exciting.
The Phillies currently have no direction, they have no talent, and they have no hope.  When the day comes that they do have at least some direction, we can all start going to baseball games again.
Until then, Happy Opening Day!
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