NBA ALL Star Beginning and Observations

Tonight is the big night. One of the single best sporting events of the year. One night, and the NBA will show all of their skills.
Two teams have gone in the skills competition, Chicago and Phoenix, and what have I learned? Nothing yet, except Eddie Johnson isn't that smart. He missed a shot out of turn, then couldn't make a three in turn.
So far the most terrible shooters from the field in the skills are the old timers. Eddie Johnson is garbage. David Robinson hit the half court, but couldn't hit the shot that he based his career on. An 8 foot bank shot. Detroit is going now, and Bill Lambier is fat and officially old. That dude has been eating his share of fast food. Detroit is eliminated already and they are not even done yet.
Looks like Chicago with a team of BJ Armstrong, Chris Duhon, and the woman from the WNBA and David Robinson, Tim Duncan, and another WNBA player for San Antonio.
Team SA not only the champions of the league, but now champs of the shooting stars comp.
The stars are all out, and some of them brought teamates. Dwight Howard come I came in with Jameer Nelson. I am sure Jameer will be helping him out.
News from Kobe Bryant is in. He has stated that he plans to play one minute possibly two tomorrow night. I hope the 2 million plus fans who voted for him learned their lessons. He wouldn't rather give up his spot and face a fine, he will just take up a roster spot and piss off the fans. Because I am sure a 50,000 dollar fine is more important than the fans and the game. One thing is for sure, when Kobe changes for the all star game, he will be the only player in the Women's locker room. BOOOOO!