Saturday, February 16, 2008

All Star BM

That's right, we are a little past half season and it is NBA All Star Weekend time. Seriously one of my favorite nights will be tonight! I love the three point, Slam Dunk, and Skills competitions. But first, some business had to be decided tonight.

"Hey Coach, If you Wanna Win Put Booby Inn...." That's right, Lebron's little buddy Daniel Gibson went off last night to propel the sophomores to a huge win. Boobs shot 11 threes. ELEVEN!!!!! He scored 33 points, that is all he did. Well I guess Boobs is ready to compete in the three point contest tonight. Like I was thinking, Kobe had to bail on the three point competition because his finger got stuck up his ass.
The competition will now include: Peja Stojakovic and Jason Kapono will be joined by The David Hasselhoff lover and listener Dirk Nowitzki, Booby Gibson of the Cleveland Cavaliers, Richard Hamilton of the Detroit Pistons and two-time MVP Steve Nash of the Phoenix Suns. I am not really sure why Rip is in this. He is terrible and maybe will score 7 points. Rip has no shot, neither does Dirk. I will take Booby and Peja to face off in the final. With Peja winning the thing.
Next, Dwayne Wade has had SKILLS for the past 2 years and he is going for three. Steve Nash has to be the favorite in this every year, but Wade has won twice. This competition includes passing, dribbling, a shot, weaving in and out. Its all good fun, so they say. But really this stuff is for real and these guys want to win. This may be the only thing Wade wins all year. Chris Paul will be involved this year, and he has been flat out outstanding. Chris could pull a fast one on veterans Wade, Nash, and young stud Deron Williams. I am going to take Wade again though, because he is my boy, and he pointed at me after he embarrassed Rodney Carney. BOO YAH!
and last and most fun, The shoulda coulda woulda Champ Dwight Howard is competing against young studs Jamario Moon, Rudy Gay, and Gerald Green. Green showed up and played well last year. Moon is the quite dark horse. I think Howard is pretty bad ass, but he may have shown all he has last year. I am taking Moon, and this guy may arrive with style. Actually, any guy can win.

Here is some news.
The Biggest news in a long time from the NBA may be coming out tomorrow night. The NBA may be expanding to Europe. adding a 5 team division that would compete for the NBA championship and play 82 games. This would be insane. I am excited for it, I am just not sure how it will work. What a great move, David Stern is a genius.

Some player news, We are less than a week away from the NBA Trade Deadline. Will this Jason Kidd trade Work? First, Devean George tried to ruin the trade, then Jerry Stackhouse. George vetoed the trade. Stackhouse pointed out how fast he would be back to Dallas and the NBA wants that to not happen. Way to be Jerry!
The only way this trade will work now is with Keith Van Horn. The guy who has been retired for 2 years could be traded for one of the best true point guards in the league. haha
It looks like this is all going away though. Kidd was so close, so close to be traded, but it looks like the deal is dead. It is just terrible planning, to put the trade on the shoulders of two players one with a big mouth and one with a huge ego and asshole.
I really believe the Nets are going the wrong way with this. They plan on adding the draft picks either way. Take them, And add all the one year contracts they can. Van Horn will be given a one year contract and sent. Awesome, now take Eddie Jones, Juwan Howard, Van Horn as the filler, Devin Harris, and Diop. Evaluate Diop and sign that man.
They won't do it though, because Cuban has his head so far up his own ass, he can't pull this off.

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