They Think It's a Sleeper!

The NFL thinks that the Pats are yesterday's news. We don't need to watch them this weekend, because they are locked for Super Bowl Sunday.

In the NFL's mind, there are three locks for Super Bowl Sunday.
1. Pac Man will be arrested for punching a stripper and deficating on her when she is down.
2. Kevin Federline's super bowl Sunday commercial days are over.
3. There will be a run at Happy Harry's discount Gerbils in Arizona because Brady is locked to be there.

I am here to show you why the Pats will not win and why they don't deserve it!
If the world were perfect, Phillip Rivers would have not made it out of Indy after that showing he had with the fans. Who knew that we had a grade A asshole on our hands. The Chargers won a tough hard fought game without him, but he was on the bench putting it in the fans face the whole time. Rivers expects to play this weekend, but the Chargers are confident with both QB's and should be. Rivers is starting to play better, but Volek will always be solid and spread the ball.
Breaking this game down is tough. The Pats are completely healthy, and the Chargers are not. LT, Rivers, and Gates should all play. Rivers and Gates are doubtful though and will be decided on the field come game time.
If the Chargers pull this off, it will not be because of coaching, it will not be because of the Weather, and it won't be because they have an advantage in the injury situation.
It is now Sunday Morning and the hands have been dealt. The Chargers got the Old Maid and are on a one way trip to becoming her. The Pats are sitting in the clear. Tom Brady sent Jeeves to the store to pick him up some of finest Gerbils Money can buy. Belichek has laid out his best sweatshirt and big T-shirt for the game. Everything is going their way.

The Undefeated Pats can be beat. If they are beaten it will be because of one thing, and that is that the Chargers D has out played them. The Chargers will score a bit. Probably in the high 20's or lower 30's. The injury situation will hopefully work itself out. If Rivers plays, then Gates must play. Rivers is squat without him. Volek should be able to hit the WR's easier. Rivers needs to be able to go 100% or not at all. Although Phillip Rivers thinks he is better than Volek at 50%, he is barely better at 99%.
The Chargers will need to run the ball early and often. Let the Winds go off and not effect the passing game. If they run with LT and then change it up with Turner, then a pass here or there in the Gusty winds should be more open. Small passes to he backs will be huge. Sproles needs to touch the ball on offense too. He will out run every player on the Pats line backing core.
Finally and most importantly, they must force the turnovers. The Chargers have a positive 48 turnover ratio to the Pats plus 16. Both teams are great at getting turnovers, but pressure on Brady could force some INT's.
If this game comes down to the run, then the Chargers 3 headed monster will dominate Maroney and Faulk.

The Prediction:
The Chargers will cover, but they are going to win this too. Jacksonville was a great pick last week and they just gave the game away. The Pats are not playing up to the 17-0 record. Honestly, undefeated is all well and good. No one will remember that though if they don't win the whole damn thing.
The Chargers will rack up over 200 yards rushing easily, and win this game 31-30.