Mirror oh Mirror, What do you see?

Screech says: Oh I wanna announce to one and all, that I love the Mirror from the mall (in our case wall)
and we do love that mirror.
The mirror points out that in Super Bowl XL Deuce (that is what we are calling it) (ok what I am calling it) that everything does look like it seems. We take a closer step to our beloved mirror, and what do we get? Clarity. Thats right BM fans, here is a clearer picture of what will go down this weekend at Super Bowl Xtra Large Deuce.
Ok so the line of 12 is holding tight right now. It is only that low because until the bettors find out what the breed of Gerbils Tom Brady purchases for this weekend are and until they find out how bad he is faking this ankle thing, it will move to 13.5.
The Over under for the amount of Viagras Tom Petty pops this weekend is 6.5. I am going to say its going to be a crazy weekend in Arizona, so take the over.
So lets get down to the game.
QB comparison. Which Brady and Eli will show up? I guess that is the largest of the questions. We all know that the Giants can run. We know that New England may run, but the QB identities are up in the air. Take it from someone who knows ankle injuries. If what he is going through is real, Arizona is the right place to be playing. That ankle will not feel the cold. It won't feel the weather that it would any where else. So all signs point to the Real Slim Brady standing up. I also see that same Ball protecting Eli showing up too. Eli has been an ace in the playoffs keeping that ball from the other teams arms. Lets hope that continues for a good game.
So what really will happen? Eli will get pressured and cough one up, but only one. Brady will get pressured too, and he will give one away too. Both QB's will have great games, only one will be remembered.
Both running games are capable of taking off. Maroney is always going to be there. Will he be used? Ok the real question is will he be needed? Jacobs should pace the game, and if things are going well for the Giants, he could get 100.
The Receiving corps are not even, whatever Plexi glass says. No need to talk about them.
The Giants Defensive front is so solid. If they come in and dominate this game, the tide could turn early. The Pats D is so old, but their secondary is great. If the D gets to Eli, you can sign this one on the bottom line, its over.

SO how is it really going to play out?
Pats, overall better offense.
Giants take the defense, but don't get burned on the corners.
Special teams are close but go to the Pats
Coaching, if that Mother F__ker wears a cut off sweatshirt to this game, I swear I will... sorry this goes to the Pats too.
Intangibles, Pats have been here before, but I guess this one depends on the Brady injury.

SO here is the prediction. Patriots 34 Giants............................32
I want to pick them to win. I want this perfect season to go belly up. But it won't.
So go get your gerbils Tom, its time to win another.