Words of the Year!

Here is a list of some of the Front Runners that came out of the world of sports in the 2007 Year. This list and some of the Definitions are courtesy of Deadspin and UrbanDictionary.com.

Papelboner- The feeling a Red Sox fan gets when Jonny Paps aka Jonny PapSmear comes into the 9th inning to save a game.
In a sentence- Strike 3, Oh man the Papelboner is in full effect.
Now here is a little advice. It's OK to get a Papelboner when Papelbon comes into the game. It's OK to get one when he strikes out the side. But if you get one when he does that God Damn River Dance thing, then you are a Gay. Not that there is something wrong with that, but you are. And Remember, for god sake, if your Papelboner lasts for more than 4 hours, please consult your physician.

Schrutebag- a large bag of douche with sycophantic tendencies.
In a sentence- Keith Law speaks therefore he is a Schrutebag. By the way, The group on Facebook "Keith Law is my Hero" is up to 5 full members. But one member is myself just so I can take a dump on Keith's fans. All four of them!

Hibachi- Stolen slogan that Gilbert Arenas calls out when he is about to attempt another shot in hopes of making it and landing a larger contract so the Wizards can turn into a one man, 40 win empire.
In a Sentence- Gilbert would use it like this- Hibachi! Gilbert Jr. the 15th just took his first steamy dump in the toilet.
What did we learn about Gilbie in 07? That is you are a pro sports player, you can not survive on 65 million because you have to much intercourse with so many different women, and you must pay them off and send them support for your kids. By the way, Brandon Haywood came up with Hibachi. But since he never got to use it a game due to lack of shots, scores, or talent, he gave it to Gilbie Sr.

Skiled- To get totally Fucked right before the Holidays or a Birthday.
In a sentence- Hide the telephone book, Dad got Skiled at work and he may be trying to set up an appointment with Dr. Kevorkian for after the Holidays.
This word came abouts after Christmas eve this year, when the Bulls decided to wait until Christmas eve to fire Scott Skiles. He led the team to the second round of the playoffs last year, but the players quit on him. Ben Wallace was the leader of that. He is making 15.5 million but only scoring 4 points a game. So that is Scottie's fault that the Bulls totally overpaid for Wallace. On a bright note, he still has 2 more years and 30 million plus left.

I hope everyone was able to add a couple words into their personal dictionary's.