Monday, November 26, 2007

Why Philly Is a Terrible Sports Town!

The morning after our Philadelphia Eagles showed up on prime time football not to lay down their guns and give the Patriots one more win on their quest to be perfect. They picked up their guns, some would say half loaded guns with Donovan McNabb out, and they fired. Shot one a miss! The Patriots move forward. But shot two, a hit! Multiple hits would follow! The Eagles didn't fire across the Pats nose, they went right up it. Some would say a loss is a loss, but we should be so proud of AJ Feeley and the boys. The Secondary get an A. AJ gets a B+. The whole Offense gets an A together. The Defense shut down all but one part of the Patriots loaded offense, and that is why they built their team the way they did. Defense you get an A too.

SO why are we so terrible? Because we wake up on this lovely November morning, and we write articles on should Donovan lose his job? Is Donovan the weakest linc? Get it? He said Linc like the Linc the field we play in? Wow, reporters are brilliant. We send our text messages into CBS Philadelphia voting that AJ Feeley should be starting at QB to vote in their ridiculous poll. We somehow find ways to be negative when this team dropped a big load of positive on us last night. And for that matter they showed the whole league that Philadelphia is not going to lay down and play dead this year. Our coach is trying to keep pills out of his sons rectums, and he still put together a game plan on how to beat the Pats. Almost a flawless one. Maybe 1 or two plays short of it. We question why did Andy call a deep pass outside to the end zone with 2 minutes plus left when the Eagles had to run the clock out while they scored. They were already in Field Goal position, why not worry about a tie game first, and win second?
Well Philadelphia, the coach wanted to win. He wanted to hand this team destined to win the big game a loss. He wanted to say to the NFL that he isn't dead. And if they rewarded A for effort in this league Andy would be the only one who would have gotten one against the Pats this year.
SO why are you Terrible? Because you breathe and maybe because you will never recognize an effort only what happens in the win loss category. You worry about what the professionals are given jobs to do, not how happy you should be that your team just stole the spotlight from the best team in the NFL. You worry about why this coach should have a job, and why this 100 million dollar QB should have one too.
Maybe if we start acting like we deserve a championship, we will get one. SO stop pointing the finger at Reid, McNabb, Kearse, Johnson, Lurie,and start pointing at yourselves, because you don't deserve to win.

See you in the playoffs, I hope you change your way of thinking by then.

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