Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Reno is our Beano!


Beano Mahe has been sent to save the Philadelphia Eagles season. He will also solve all fans indigestion and gassy stomachs that developed after week one by saving the Punt Return problem. Could it hae anything to do with him playing for "Bring them Young Univeristy"?


I mean in no way was it the way that anyone would have solved this problem, but hey what else do you expect from Bad Andy?


A thin Safety unit with the injured Dawkins through training camp could have used the cut JR Reed for depth and he still could have returned kicks. They could have cut the worthless self dubbed G-Lew and signed Jeremy Bloom as a number 5 wide out and safe punt returner. But that would mean that the front office would admit they were wrong. Bloom showed promise and could have developed even more. They could have threw money at Brian Mitchell to return and be a coach assistant to the special teams. Bloom could have blossomed into one of the best in the league with time. Bad Andy now knows how big it is to have a fully functioning special teams unit.

But if Beano is the cure, then I am on board, i can feel my stomach settling already.

2 comments:

Mike said...

Where's VAI SIKAHEMA?

Your Daily BM said...

Doing channel 3 news... and sucking at it

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