Monday, September 10, 2007

F-uck the Pats

Let me get this straight? You go out and buy the best LB in football when you already have to Hall of fame steroid users. And you go out and buy every Wide Receiver you can think of and a top five returner in the game.
SO maybe your feeling the pressure? Scared that you couldn't "rise" to the occasion?
On Sunday's game against the New York Jets, the New England Patriots could have been steeling signs. They had a camera man on the field that was aiming at the Jets signal callers when they were on defense. Also, there were radio signal interference. Meaning they could have been some how tapping into the Jet's head sets. Wow, this is low. Apparently Mr. Belichek laid out his nicest cut off sweatshirt for the game, and had a great idea. And he must have went with it.
He wanted to beat his former assistant that bad, that he had to cheat. If you can't beat the beat up jets, with all that talent you have and without cheating, you should think about why you are even coaching.
Funny how the Jets stuck with you through the first half, and then all the sudden, you blew it open in the second half. You knew everything that was going to happen before it did. Coincidence? I don't think so.
The NFL is doing a full investigation on this and could penalize the Pats for this. I think them taking a loss in the game would be a way to start. The NFL thinks that taking away draft picks will due.
I hope this is true and they bust them for this. I hope Tom Brady finally gets a gerbil stuck up his ass, and I hope the NFL make Belichek finally wear a decent outfit to a game. Apparently the 7 million he makes doesn't go towards his ward robe. Which consists of tall white T's and cut off sweatshirts.. Rot in hell Belichek, your mother probably was a cheap slut too.

3 comments:

Mike said...

Wait, who is the best LB in football? I'm confused. Are you talking about Adalius Thomas? I don't know who else you could be talking about, but he's not the best. And who on the Pats does steroids? Harrison? That's one guy ... but, do you really think he's going to the Hall of Fame? Not sure about that one. The Pats went out and got the receivers because the receivers cost them the AFC title last year. If Reche Caldwell could catch, we'd be talking about Brady going for his 5th ring this year.

If I'm not mistaken, the Eagles used this strategy for some time. They didn't "buy" Owens, but they rented him for a few years when they realized all of their other WRs sucked and cost them in the title games. Freddie Mitchell and Todd Pinkston weren't good enough. Hell, they wouldn't even be good enough to make the Raiders.

This is a baseless story - whoever came up with it is an idiot. The Pats don't need to steal the Jets' signs. They beat the Jets in NY last year and just did it again. Let's also not forget that the Pats annihilated the Jets in the playoffs last year. If anyone should be stealing, it's the Jets.

The close game that turned into an ass-kicking wasn't about the Pats cheating. The Jets watched as Ellis Hobbs ran through about 9 tackles and returned the second half's opening kickoff 108 yards. Pennington came out and a rookie took over, and the Jets offense did nothing. Plus, Thomas Jones ran for barely more yards than I did. The pass defense sucked. Moss caught a TD in triple-coverage. The Jets just stink. No cheating was involved.

The Pats will lose nothing in this ... no draft picks or fines or anything!

P.S. The cut-sleeve sweatshirt is THE BUSINESS, and you know it!

Your Daily BM said...

They did it last year too, well were caught once. The best free agent LB Thomas? Yes he was. He isn't the best, but he was the best free agent. The Eagles bought 5 wide recievers in one year? When did i miss that? The Eagles never cheated. They never will. They will also finish first in thier division with 10 million under the cap. While the Pats will struggle to win the AFC while cheating and no cap room. The Eagles choose youth over these types of over priced veterans. SO that comparison is terrible. So now that the Packers, Jets, and reports from the Dolphins and Bills are all out in the open, the Pats will suffer. This time the NFL has evidence. As for the cut sweatshirt, its dispicable. You get paid millions, put a fucking collar on. Show that your a coach on the highest level of sports, show that you have some respect for the game that your trying to cheat and win at.

Mike said...

There's no rule against how many WR the Pats can sign. I already explained this to you: they only lost to the Colts in the title game because of the WRs. You knew the Colts would score ... but the Pats couldn't keep up because the WRs weren't good enough. Now they are. We'd be talking about Brady on the verge of his fifth ring this year if they had better WRs last year. They fixed the most glaring weakness on their team. If they had to sign 15 WRs to do it, then they would've. While the Eagles were signing Kevin Curtis (hahaha!), the Pats got Moss, Welker and Stallworth. Oh, and Kelley Washington too.

Adalius Thomas wasn't the best LB available. Almost any LB can look good in the Ravens defense. He may have been a bit overrated. The Pats signed Roosevelt Colvin a few years back and he's the same type of player. You don't hear Colvin's name all of the time anymore, and you may not hear much about Thomas' impact either.

I didn't say the Eagles cheated. I said they used the same strategy the Pats used ... when they realized their WRs weren't good enough to help the team win. The team's most glaring problem was fixed, and the Eagles finally made the Super Bowl. You can expect the Pats to do the same this year. Sunday's destruction of the Jets was not a mirage.

I'm not sure why the Eagles are wasting $10 million of available space in the cap. That doesn't make sense. I realize that they have to re-sign some key players in the off-season, but that's the off-season. Not during the season.

The Pats have an equal amount of youth as the Eagles. Plus, their best players are in their prime. The best players on the Eagles may have only a few great years left. McNabb, Westbrook, Kearse, Spikes, Dawkins, etc. are all either injury-prone, towards the end of their career or both.

Belichick can wear whatever he wants. It's FOOTBALL. This isn't like working on wall street. It's a sport filled with thugs, felons, drug-abusers and punks. Don't take it too seriously. Obviously, the NFL front office doesn't either, seeing as how it lets the coaches dress up in suits only SOME of the time. That's pathetic. Belichick probably says to himself that until the NFL treats its own product more respectably and has some sort of dress code, he'll wear whatever he wants. In my opinion, the coaches should be forced to wear suits at every game. I'm tired of looking as these idiots standing there dressed like they're going to watch the game at a sports bar.

If the NFL forced the coaches to dress responsibly, especially since they're the, you know, players' bosses, then that would send a message that this is a professional undertaking. But instead, the NFL thinks it's more important for coaches to wear baseball hats and shirts with team logos ... it's sick. The NFL is never ashamed for just a little bit more advertising in an attempt to milk every last cent from sponsors and fans.

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