It feels like a Friday afternoon and I just got to the bar. A grueling work week behind me and a beer is so close to entering my mouth. I just got my first taste, and it is always the best. And that is what this phils playoff chase feels like. The phillies finally took the lead in the NL East, 160 games into the season, and they have the lead. And it feels just like that first beer after a killer week.
All I can say is I hope that this beer turns into a weekend Bender where the beer just keeps flowing.
The phils have a magic number of 2 and its the best number in the world. 2, count them 2 combination of wins and losses from the phils and mets. I never thought it would feel this good. But in 2 games the phillies will be on their way to a playoff series. I don't care who against, I don't care if they win, because this first beer tastes awesome.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Its Early, But It's LOTW TIME!
Kurt (1-1) goes has decided to take the Minnesota "real deal D" Vikings over the Green Bay "No holes in their cheese" Pill Poppers, I mean Packers. Word on the street is that Favre ran out of Percocets, so he is going to Oxy's this week. Look for him to be off his game a bit, not knowing what the F is going on. All I have to say is that shit is crazy Whoo Kid!
The Daily BM will be taking the Detroit Football Lions. Sure their Defense is worse than that "other brand" on the hefty sack commercial. After an ass whooping in Philly, Detroit's O is still going to continue to roll over the hapless Chicago defense that is somewhat disoriented. Chicago might actually score some points, but maybe only 24 and Detroit will win 31-24. Chicago might not even make the playoffs.
The Daily BM will be taking the Detroit Football Lions. Sure their Defense is worse than that "other brand" on the hefty sack commercial. After an ass whooping in Philly, Detroit's O is still going to continue to roll over the hapless Chicago defense that is somewhat disoriented. Chicago might actually score some points, but maybe only 24 and Detroit will win 31-24. Chicago might not even make the playoffs.
Worst Coaching Decisions
Half way through the Women's World Cup Greg Ryan's decision to replace Hope Solo for Brian Scurry in the Semifinal of the Women's world cup. Hope Hasn't allowed a goal in the last 3 games almost 300 minutes of soccer. Ryan backs his decision with saying scurry has better reflexes. Actually, the fastest he has ever seen. Well one of those goals that happened in the first half will he focused on when this game is over. No matter what happens in the second half, his decision will always be questioned. So what are some of the other worst coaching decision ever? Here is a couple:
Barry Switzer goes for it on 4th down. Dallas has the rock on their own 29 and the score is tied 17-17 between the Eagles and Dallas. Dallas goes for the 1st with 4th and about a foot doesn't get it and turns the ball over for a Gary Anderson game winning field goal.
A miracle was maybe not so miraculous. The US won the 1980 olympics. With the score tied 2-2 at the end of the first period, Soviet coach Viktor Tikhonov benched Vladislav Tretiak, the best goalie in the world, for reasons that are still unknown. The U.S. won, of course, 4-3. Tretiak, who led the Soviets to gold medals in the 1972 and 1976 Olympics, says he still doesn't know why it happened. One of the worst coaching decisions ever. You read about this one Greg?
other short examples
Babe Ruth the most dominating pitcher in baseball moved to outfield. Yea, because fat outfielders are better than fat pitchers.
The decision to cover Michael sir royal airness Jordan by Bryon Russell in game 6 of the finals.. Yea great call, add another ring to his second hand.
Anyone have any to add?
Barry Switzer goes for it on 4th down. Dallas has the rock on their own 29 and the score is tied 17-17 between the Eagles and Dallas. Dallas goes for the 1st with 4th and about a foot doesn't get it and turns the ball over for a Gary Anderson game winning field goal.
A miracle was maybe not so miraculous. The US won the 1980 olympics. With the score tied 2-2 at the end of the first period, Soviet coach Viktor Tikhonov benched Vladislav Tretiak, the best goalie in the world, for reasons that are still unknown. The U.S. won, of course, 4-3. Tretiak, who led the Soviets to gold medals in the 1972 and 1976 Olympics, says he still doesn't know why it happened. One of the worst coaching decisions ever. You read about this one Greg?
other short examples
Babe Ruth the most dominating pitcher in baseball moved to outfield. Yea, because fat outfielders are better than fat pitchers.
The decision to cover Michael sir royal airness Jordan by Bryon Russell in game 6 of the finals.. Yea great call, add another ring to his second hand.
Anyone have any to add?
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Need a BM? Here it is!
NBA BM
Shawn Marion:
Greedy! He wants money, and more of it. Because 16.9 and 17.8 over the next two years isn't enough. he wants 60 million over 3 years. And he doesn't want to be in Phoenix. I can see his point of view. Who would want to be the third best player but highest paid on a team that is consistently contending. To me that spells TRADE ME!
Utah and LAL are the two popular destinations. Look for Marion to come East though in blockbuster to possibly NJ or NY.
The Balance of power is slowly moving East, SLOWLY.
Mike Bibby:
Apparently the Miami Heat are desperate. But actually, Sacramento wants to work something more than the heat do. They want to get rid of this large contract, and send Bibby to Miami for draft picks and Jason Williams plus one player to work. The player may be Udonis Haslem, but Sacramento already has a couple big men. Sacramento is trying to build for the future and with draft picks, young guys, and salary cap space being their main objectives. All of that can come from the heat by removing Bibby, adding Haslem, freeing 7.9 million with J Will, and getting a draft pick.
Cavs, One and Done!
Say goodbye to the Cavs playoff runs. They Are going to have to defend on BOOBIE for 82 games next year. "Hey Coach, if you wanna win put BOOBIE in." The Cavs might lose both Sasha Pavlovic and Anderson Varejao. Apparently Sasha and the Cavs are so far apart it isn't funny. Both are restricted free agents, but they can only afford one of them. Sign and trades are still possible, but look for Pav to go over seas, and Varejao to be matched before training camp.
Goodbye:
I would like to send a goodbye flush to Scoreless Corliss who will be reitiring to coach Arkansas Baptist College. Apparently their starting Center Jesus has got GAME!
Shawn Marion:
Greedy! He wants money, and more of it. Because 16.9 and 17.8 over the next two years isn't enough. he wants 60 million over 3 years. And he doesn't want to be in Phoenix. I can see his point of view. Who would want to be the third best player but highest paid on a team that is consistently contending. To me that spells TRADE ME!
Utah and LAL are the two popular destinations. Look for Marion to come East though in blockbuster to possibly NJ or NY.
The Balance of power is slowly moving East, SLOWLY.
Mike Bibby:
Apparently the Miami Heat are desperate. But actually, Sacramento wants to work something more than the heat do. They want to get rid of this large contract, and send Bibby to Miami for draft picks and Jason Williams plus one player to work. The player may be Udonis Haslem, but Sacramento already has a couple big men. Sacramento is trying to build for the future and with draft picks, young guys, and salary cap space being their main objectives. All of that can come from the heat by removing Bibby, adding Haslem, freeing 7.9 million with J Will, and getting a draft pick.
Cavs, One and Done!
Say goodbye to the Cavs playoff runs. They Are going to have to defend on BOOBIE for 82 games next year. "Hey Coach, if you wanna win put BOOBIE in." The Cavs might lose both Sasha Pavlovic and Anderson Varejao. Apparently Sasha and the Cavs are so far apart it isn't funny. Both are restricted free agents, but they can only afford one of them. Sign and trades are still possible, but look for Pav to go over seas, and Varejao to be matched before training camp.
Goodbye:
I would like to send a goodbye flush to Scoreless Corliss who will be reitiring to coach Arkansas Baptist College. Apparently their starting Center Jesus has got GAME!
Sunday, September 23, 2007
LOTW late version
Lock of the week updates
Sorry so Late
Kurt takes the New York Football Jets against the Dolphins and scored a win and stands at 1-1.
I took the Cardinals for a second week in a row and although they covered, the LOTW concept is straight up. SO I fell to 1-1 also.
Next week will be big, and i am eyeing either the Birds at NYG or the Dolphins to pick up thier first W of the year.
Sorry so Late
Kurt takes the New York Football Jets against the Dolphins and scored a win and stands at 1-1.
I took the Cardinals for a second week in a row and although they covered, the LOTW concept is straight up. SO I fell to 1-1 also.
Next week will be big, and i am eyeing either the Birds at NYG or the Dolphins to pick up thier first W of the year.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
Early Playoff Look
Baseball Playoffs are so close we can all taste it. What does that mean to me? Cold weather baseball, 5 hours games, and this my first year in Philadelphia with the Phillies in the playoffs.
With 9-10 games left for all of the teams, some teams have some big obstacles to overcome.
The AL Race...
Cleveland and LA are locks and are fighting for the first chance to pick their series schedule. The number one team in the AL gets to pick when thier off days are allowing their 1 and 2 to pitch 2 games in the opening series on full rest. What an advantage, especially is they are playing the Yankees.
The wildcard will obviously come from the AL East. The Yankees and Red Sox are locks for the postseason, who will win the division remains to be solved. The sox without Manny and confidence have been falling faster than the presidential approval rating. They are downright terrible, but have plenty of time to change that. The Sox should roll off 5 wins in a row here down the stretch, and then have a questionable series with Minnesota who could steal a couple out of the 4 game series. Look for Boston to finish 7-2 or maybe 6-3 depending on if they need a win to close the year out. But the Yankees will lose a couple games in Toronto, but should handle Tampa and Baltimore. If for some reason Boston slides, the Yankees would happily take the division. But My prediction is Boston takes it.
Which Leaves the playoffs series as this:
LA and NY and what a match up it will be, with the top 2 starters from both teams going on full rest twice. I wouldn't want Cleveland if I were NY in that position.
Boston and Cleveland
ALCS- Cleveland and LA, and the Angels prevail.
Ok NL time, this league is so fun right now.
Ok lets start with the Locks...
Now that I got that out of the way, here we go.
Starting out west, a two horse race with Arizona and San Diego. SD is rolling, but has a tough schedule with Colorado and Milwaukee on the schedule. Arizona has an easier schedule with only Colorado on the schedule to be scared of.
Arizona takes the west.
In the Central, again a two horse race with the Brewers and the Cubbies. Its the Cubs, they are going to blow it. The brew crew have a not so hotlanta and chilled Cards team to deal with finishing up the year with the Padres. They won't see Peavy though. The cubs have an easier schedule, but division foes who are playing for nothing. My hunch is The Brewers take it, but it could come down to the tie breaker which the cubs own.
The Brew Crew take it.
And then we have the East. The Phillies are hot, the Mets are not. But that could all turn around. It is crunch time and the Mets will start playing. Both teams are keeping it in the division which could be disastrous for both. Playing teams that have nothing to play for. Mets play the Marlins 7 times and the nats 3 and a make up cards game giving them no rest. The phils play the Nats 7 times and the Braves 3. This is a pissing contest. I really think the Phils win with the tie breaker. Leaving the mets to fight the Pads for the Wild Card.
Jimmy was right!
The Mets finish 6-5 Leaving them at 90-72
The Padres finish 7-4 leaving them at 91-71
Arizona will play the Pads, and the Phils play the Brewers
The Pads advance on Peavy's back, while the phils beat the Brewers
Phillies win the NLCS and that is where the story ends, I can't pick against my Phils in the series.
With 9-10 games left for all of the teams, some teams have some big obstacles to overcome.
The AL Race...
Cleveland and LA are locks and are fighting for the first chance to pick their series schedule. The number one team in the AL gets to pick when thier off days are allowing their 1 and 2 to pitch 2 games in the opening series on full rest. What an advantage, especially is they are playing the Yankees.
The wildcard will obviously come from the AL East. The Yankees and Red Sox are locks for the postseason, who will win the division remains to be solved. The sox without Manny and confidence have been falling faster than the presidential approval rating. They are downright terrible, but have plenty of time to change that. The Sox should roll off 5 wins in a row here down the stretch, and then have a questionable series with Minnesota who could steal a couple out of the 4 game series. Look for Boston to finish 7-2 or maybe 6-3 depending on if they need a win to close the year out. But the Yankees will lose a couple games in Toronto, but should handle Tampa and Baltimore. If for some reason Boston slides, the Yankees would happily take the division. But My prediction is Boston takes it.
Which Leaves the playoffs series as this:
LA and NY and what a match up it will be, with the top 2 starters from both teams going on full rest twice. I wouldn't want Cleveland if I were NY in that position.
Boston and Cleveland
ALCS- Cleveland and LA, and the Angels prevail.
Ok NL time, this league is so fun right now.
Ok lets start with the Locks...
Now that I got that out of the way, here we go.
Starting out west, a two horse race with Arizona and San Diego. SD is rolling, but has a tough schedule with Colorado and Milwaukee on the schedule. Arizona has an easier schedule with only Colorado on the schedule to be scared of.
Arizona takes the west.
In the Central, again a two horse race with the Brewers and the Cubbies. Its the Cubs, they are going to blow it. The brew crew have a not so hotlanta and chilled Cards team to deal with finishing up the year with the Padres. They won't see Peavy though. The cubs have an easier schedule, but division foes who are playing for nothing. My hunch is The Brewers take it, but it could come down to the tie breaker which the cubs own.
The Brew Crew take it.
And then we have the East. The Phillies are hot, the Mets are not. But that could all turn around. It is crunch time and the Mets will start playing. Both teams are keeping it in the division which could be disastrous for both. Playing teams that have nothing to play for. Mets play the Marlins 7 times and the nats 3 and a make up cards game giving them no rest. The phils play the Nats 7 times and the Braves 3. This is a pissing contest. I really think the Phils win with the tie breaker. Leaving the mets to fight the Pads for the Wild Card.
Jimmy was right!
The Mets finish 6-5 Leaving them at 90-72
The Padres finish 7-4 leaving them at 91-71
Arizona will play the Pads, and the Phils play the Brewers
The Pads advance on Peavy's back, while the phils beat the Brewers
Phillies win the NLCS and that is where the story ends, I can't pick against my Phils in the series.
NFL
The most popular sport in the United States and if it continues it will be the Most popular in the world. I heard these players complaining about their pension. I thought hey these guys made so much money while they played, who cares what kind of pension they get paid. Then I watched Costas now and looked further into this. The best running back ever Campbell from the Houston Oilers Ran over people for a living. Look him up, watch his highlights, it is amazing. The man is 53 now, and can't move. Its the saddest thing I have ever seen. Then there is this guy David Pear, played for 6 years, gets 483 dollars of pension a week. He takes 38 pills a day to stay alive and somewhat in the living state. How do you afford that on that much money?
Someone has to do something!!!!
Right now in the NFL you have cheating by spying and cheating by taking drugs. You have guys getting arrested left and right. Ego's bigger than any other sport. It is just sad. Fix the sport Roger, you can do it. Someone has to, it could be the best ever.
Someone has to do something!!!!
Right now in the NFL you have cheating by spying and cheating by taking drugs. You have guys getting arrested left and right. Ego's bigger than any other sport. It is just sad. Fix the sport Roger, you can do it. Someone has to, it could be the best ever.
NBA (Miami HEAT) BM
Ok well not much is happening in the NBA besides Isaih still getting sued, and the Miami Heat trying to make moves.
History points to the heat usually making late moves to add to thier team.
Charlie Bell:
The Heat has extended a five-year, $18.3 million offer sheet to Bucks restricted free agent guard Charlie Bell, who has reportedly told the Bucks he is not interested in returning to Milwaukee this season.
The Bucks have signed Royal Ivey pointing to the loss of Charlie and Mr. Bell becoming the newest member of the Miami Heat.
Mikael Pietrus:
Right now he is the best talent available but actually he is unavailable. Pietrus Has been on Miami's wish list for the whole offseason. They have offered everything from Jason Williams, Antoine Walker, Michael Doleac, to draft picks. They even tried a sign and trade with James Posey before he left.
They are saying that they are giving up, but I really think that Pat Riley is just trying to make Golden State pull the trigger.
Dwayne Wade:
Already Dwayne is not supposed to make it into the teams lineup until the second month of the season. Now he is facing a divorce or as him and his wife put it a separation for Dwayne. He has been with his wife all through college and through the pro's. Dwayne needs to get around and its time! Divorce is the only way this will end with the news covering every step he will make through this separation.
Andre Kirilenko:
Andre has demanded a trade. I really think that this way overdue, he has been a key part of that team for years through good and bad and never given the respect he is due. Look for Miami to make a move to try and send Haslem and Williams or draft picks to Utah for Kirilenko. Miami wants another scorer and this trade would help both teams. Dorell Wright might be the part needed to make this work. Stay tuned.
History points to the heat usually making late moves to add to thier team.
Charlie Bell:
The Heat has extended a five-year, $18.3 million offer sheet to Bucks restricted free agent guard Charlie Bell, who has reportedly told the Bucks he is not interested in returning to Milwaukee this season.
The Bucks have signed Royal Ivey pointing to the loss of Charlie and Mr. Bell becoming the newest member of the Miami Heat.
Mikael Pietrus:
Right now he is the best talent available but actually he is unavailable. Pietrus Has been on Miami's wish list for the whole offseason. They have offered everything from Jason Williams, Antoine Walker, Michael Doleac, to draft picks. They even tried a sign and trade with James Posey before he left.
They are saying that they are giving up, but I really think that Pat Riley is just trying to make Golden State pull the trigger.
Dwayne Wade:
Already Dwayne is not supposed to make it into the teams lineup until the second month of the season. Now he is facing a divorce or as him and his wife put it a separation for Dwayne. He has been with his wife all through college and through the pro's. Dwayne needs to get around and its time! Divorce is the only way this will end with the news covering every step he will make through this separation.
Andre Kirilenko:
Andre has demanded a trade. I really think that this way overdue, he has been a key part of that team for years through good and bad and never given the respect he is due. Look for Miami to make a move to try and send Haslem and Williams or draft picks to Utah for Kirilenko. Miami wants another scorer and this trade would help both teams. Dorell Wright might be the part needed to make this work. Stay tuned.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Bill Belichek is Rick Moranis from Spaceballs
"Fire a Warning shot across their nose"
"Right away sir"
"Fire"
"I said across their nose not up it"
That is what the New England Patriots did last night. They Fired warning shots right up the whole leagues nose's.
Down mess with New England. He had to be sweating this Chargers team, knowing that they couldn't cheat, and that they had nothing on this revamped Chargers team from the past. I wonder if he had any faith in his team at all. Tom Brady was picking up the blitz, but this time Belichek wasn't warning him. Weird? Belichek thought. They again SD sends a blitz and Brady dumps the ball off. Weird, I didnt tell him that was coming belichek thought. Then he went with it.
At this point Belichek has to learn how to be a coach again. Nice start!
"Right away sir"
"Fire"
"I said across their nose not up it"
That is what the New England Patriots did last night. They Fired warning shots right up the whole leagues nose's.
Down mess with New England. He had to be sweating this Chargers team, knowing that they couldn't cheat, and that they had nothing on this revamped Chargers team from the past. I wonder if he had any faith in his team at all. Tom Brady was picking up the blitz, but this time Belichek wasn't warning him. Weird? Belichek thought. They again SD sends a blitz and Brady dumps the ball off. Weird, I didnt tell him that was coming belichek thought. Then he went with it.
At this point Belichek has to learn how to be a coach again. Nice start!
Sunday, September 16, 2007
LOTW
This weeks we will start a weekly segment called the Locks of the WEEK!
Mr. Wachowski's Lock of the week: The San Diego Chargers over the cheating New England Patriots. The Chargers roll in at +3.5 and will have to step thier D up to cover. Mr. Merrimon better have taken his roids this week!
Your Daily BM's LOTW: I am going with the Arizona Cardinals +3 at Seattle. Not only will they cover, but they will explode on offense and win big. Looking for a home opener win and this could help shape the NFC West this year. The Cards already 0-1 in the division could make this division race if they can beat Seattle off the jump. St. Louis will look to get a W in the division against SF who already is 1-0 in division play. See what I mean? A pissing contest is among us folks.
Mr. Wachowski's Lock of the week: The San Diego Chargers over the cheating New England Patriots. The Chargers roll in at +3.5 and will have to step thier D up to cover. Mr. Merrimon better have taken his roids this week!
Your Daily BM's LOTW: I am going with the Arizona Cardinals +3 at Seattle. Not only will they cover, but they will explode on offense and win big. Looking for a home opener win and this could help shape the NFC West this year. The Cards already 0-1 in the division could make this division race if they can beat Seattle off the jump. St. Louis will look to get a W in the division against SF who already is 1-0 in division play. See what I mean? A pissing contest is among us folks.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Kevin Everett
We hear daily about the update on Mr. Everett. First his hands move then legs. Great news! Hell, he should walk again. The news keeps getting better. But for the love of god is life worth living or not for him? Will the guy ever get his Bird up or not? Will he be able to get at that Monkey? Someone, anyone, please answer the important question everyone wants to know. Or maybe just me.
NBA BM
Oden Vs. Durant:
It is a sad day for the NBA. Portland fans were buying up season tickets and their image as a team was finally changing. Oden rounded up the troops early and they were working together voluntarily. The Oden Vs. Durant competition was on. Forever they would be compared like Jordan and Bowie, like Lebron and Melo and Wade too. But now, they may never compare. Durant will have a whole year on Oden, and maybe in 5 years that won't matter, but this year and for the next couple it will. Portland will have even more money next off season to spend and surround Oden with more talent. But he will still be a rookie, damaged goods, and most importantly a huge question mark. Whether he will ever pan out as a real player we won't know for a long time. Will Oden turn into Hakeem the Dream or Sam Bowie? I can only hope the fans aren't disappointed.
Don Nelson:
He finally got his deal. Thank god he was rewarded, it shows that the Warriors actually want to win.
NBA Signings/Transactions/ News
Melvin Ely- Hornets currently New Orleans, but hey it's still hurricane season, they could move!
David Wesley- One way ticket to retirement, the Cavs Do not want his services anymore.
Devin Harris- Signed a 5 year extension with the Mavs
Isiah Thomas- 10 Million dollar lawsuit for sexual harassment, star witness for his side is Stephon Marbury. HAHA
Lebron- Clearer vision (laser eye surgery) may make him even better.
Dajuan Wagner- signed with Prokom Trefl Sopot. Yea, mark him up for the next guy to die as a former Pro B-ball player
And Finally...
The WNBA Finals:
Oh man, does it ever get old. The San Francisco Blanket Knitters Vs. the Boston Blumpkin givers. Seriously, who knows who is in the finals, I will give them 100 dollars if they do and they don't have to look it up.
It is a sad day for the NBA. Portland fans were buying up season tickets and their image as a team was finally changing. Oden rounded up the troops early and they were working together voluntarily. The Oden Vs. Durant competition was on. Forever they would be compared like Jordan and Bowie, like Lebron and Melo and Wade too. But now, they may never compare. Durant will have a whole year on Oden, and maybe in 5 years that won't matter, but this year and for the next couple it will. Portland will have even more money next off season to spend and surround Oden with more talent. But he will still be a rookie, damaged goods, and most importantly a huge question mark. Whether he will ever pan out as a real player we won't know for a long time. Will Oden turn into Hakeem the Dream or Sam Bowie? I can only hope the fans aren't disappointed.
Don Nelson:
He finally got his deal. Thank god he was rewarded, it shows that the Warriors actually want to win.
NBA Signings/Transactions/ News
Melvin Ely- Hornets currently New Orleans, but hey it's still hurricane season, they could move!
David Wesley- One way ticket to retirement, the Cavs Do not want his services anymore.
Devin Harris- Signed a 5 year extension with the Mavs
Isiah Thomas- 10 Million dollar lawsuit for sexual harassment, star witness for his side is Stephon Marbury. HAHA
Lebron- Clearer vision (laser eye surgery) may make him even better.
Dajuan Wagner- signed with Prokom Trefl Sopot. Yea, mark him up for the next guy to die as a former Pro B-ball player
And Finally...
The WNBA Finals:
Oh man, does it ever get old. The San Francisco Blanket Knitters Vs. the Boston Blumpkin givers. Seriously, who knows who is in the finals, I will give them 100 dollars if they do and they don't have to look it up.
Thursday, September 13, 2007
NBA BM BREAKING NEWS
"RIGGS, My knee Riggs"
"I am getting to old fo this shit RIGGS"
Well its official, the replay of the 1984 draft has begun 23 years later.
And with the number two pick the Portland Trailblazers select Sam Bowie, the 7'1 center from Kentucky....
and with the number three pick the Chicago Bulls select Michael Jordan
Need I say more? Ok I will. Bowie a journey man, coming back from career threatening injuries every other year.
Jordan, 6 rings, 6 finals MVP Awards... I won't say more
Ok so now the Danny Glover or Kevin Durant argument can be settled.
Will Kevin Durant become Jordan? Will Glover(Oden) become Bowie?
PS: this is the guy you drafted
Ok well here is the real news, Greg Oden will have microscopic knee surgery possibly the same surgery that almost threatened Amare Stoudamire's career, and will miss 6 months to a year. Does Greg have the will power and drive that Amare did? Only time will tell. So your 2007-08 Rookie of the year will be? Not Greg Oden, maybe he can win 2008-09.
So there is only one question left to answer, Is it one, two, three, and go or one, two, and go on three?
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Reno is our Beano!
Beano Mahe has been sent to save the Philadelphia Eagles season. He will also solve all fans indigestion and gassy stomachs that developed after week one by saving the Punt Return problem. Could it hae anything to do with him playing for "Bring them Young Univeristy"?
I mean in no way was it the way that anyone would have solved this problem, but hey what else do you expect from Bad Andy?
A thin Safety unit with the injured Dawkins through training camp could have used the cut JR Reed for depth and he still could have returned kicks. They could have cut the worthless self dubbed G-Lew and signed Jeremy Bloom as a number 5 wide out and safe punt returner. But that would mean that the front office would admit they were wrong. Bloom showed promise and could have developed even more. They could have threw money at Brian Mitchell to return and be a coach assistant to the special teams. Bloom could have blossomed into one of the best in the league with time. Bad Andy now knows how big it is to have a fully functioning special teams unit.
But if Beano is the cure, then I am on board, i can feel my stomach settling already.
Belichek Should have a 60 man Roster
The New England Patriots are way above the rest of the league. Apparently when Belichek cuts someone, he shouldn't be available to the rest of the league. Players should bow down to the all powerful Beli and not look out for their futures. Why would someone who has a chance to get on a 53 man roster want to hold out for a practice squad. Another great show of gamesmanship by Mr. Belichek.
Vikings coach Brad Childress basically accused the Patriots of signing linebacker David Herron out of spite last week, and the Pats did little to dispel that notion by cutting him yesterday. According to an interview Childress conducted with a Minneapolis radio station on Sept. 2, he received a threatening phone call from Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who had gotten wind that the Vikings were preparing to sign tight end Garrett Mills. The Pats wanted Mills, who they had cut, for their practice squad, and Belichick said that if the Vikings signed him, then the Pats might have to sign some Vikings.
Vikings coach Brad Childress basically accused the Patriots of signing linebacker David Herron out of spite last week, and the Pats did little to dispel that notion by cutting him yesterday. According to an interview Childress conducted with a Minneapolis radio station on Sept. 2, he received a threatening phone call from Patriots coach Bill Belichick, who had gotten wind that the Vikings were preparing to sign tight end Garrett Mills. The Pats wanted Mills, who they had cut, for their practice squad, and Belichick said that if the Vikings signed him, then the Pats might have to sign some Vikings.
Prime Time is BACK!
Former Cowboys superstar Deion Sanders and his wife, Pilar, will be the subject of a new Oxygen network reality series, tentatively titled Deion and Pilar Sanders: Prime Time Love. The eight-episode series is currently filming in and around Dallas and will debut in February.
I see this as our first real chance to see a grade A wife beating on cable television. Don't let us down Deion. By the way are you available for punt returns? BAD Andy needs you.
I see this as our first real chance to see a grade A wife beating on cable television. Don't let us down Deion. By the way are you available for punt returns? BAD Andy needs you.
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Why is Jim Rome Burning?
Isn't it obvious? Because Homosexual men are more susceptible to STD's then straight men. Jim, take care of your little monster and wrap it up.
Some Gems from the Rome is burning show today...
"If the Pats are going to cheat, they need to get better at it." Way to support gamesmanship.
"McNair is a Warrior" - Did you notice him give the ball to Boller because he was just tired of sucking? What a warrior.
"Ocho Cinco has the most amazing touchdown celebration last night." Talk about over hyped and under performing. Way to get in the endzone though, and come through. i liked that part.
When will ESPN realize how much of a tool this guy is? And when will he take care of his burning?
What a bitch... Watch below...
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Some Gems from the Rome is burning show today...
"If the Pats are going to cheat, they need to get better at it." Way to support gamesmanship.
"McNair is a Warrior" - Did you notice him give the ball to Boller because he was just tired of sucking? What a warrior.
"Ocho Cinco has the most amazing touchdown celebration last night." Talk about over hyped and under performing. Way to get in the endzone though, and come through. i liked that part.
When will ESPN realize how much of a tool this guy is? And when will he take care of his burning?
What a bitch... Watch below...
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Monday, September 10, 2007
F-uck the Pats
Let me get this straight? You go out and buy the best LB in football when you already have to Hall of fame steroid users. And you go out and buy every Wide Receiver you can think of and a top five returner in the game.
SO maybe your feeling the pressure? Scared that you couldn't "rise" to the occasion?
On Sunday's game against the New York Jets, the New England Patriots could have been steeling signs. They had a camera man on the field that was aiming at the Jets signal callers when they were on defense. Also, there were radio signal interference. Meaning they could have been some how tapping into the Jet's head sets. Wow, this is low. Apparently Mr. Belichek laid out his nicest cut off sweatshirt for the game, and had a great idea. And he must have went with it.
He wanted to beat his former assistant that bad, that he had to cheat. If you can't beat the beat up jets, with all that talent you have and without cheating, you should think about why you are even coaching.
Funny how the Jets stuck with you through the first half, and then all the sudden, you blew it open in the second half. You knew everything that was going to happen before it did. Coincidence? I don't think so.
The NFL is doing a full investigation on this and could penalize the Pats for this. I think them taking a loss in the game would be a way to start. The NFL thinks that taking away draft picks will due.
I hope this is true and they bust them for this. I hope Tom Brady finally gets a gerbil stuck up his ass, and I hope the NFL make Belichek finally wear a decent outfit to a game. Apparently the 7 million he makes doesn't go towards his ward robe. Which consists of tall white T's and cut off sweatshirts.. Rot in hell Belichek, your mother probably was a cheap slut too.
SO maybe your feeling the pressure? Scared that you couldn't "rise" to the occasion?
On Sunday's game against the New York Jets, the New England Patriots could have been steeling signs. They had a camera man on the field that was aiming at the Jets signal callers when they were on defense. Also, there were radio signal interference. Meaning they could have been some how tapping into the Jet's head sets. Wow, this is low. Apparently Mr. Belichek laid out his nicest cut off sweatshirt for the game, and had a great idea. And he must have went with it.
He wanted to beat his former assistant that bad, that he had to cheat. If you can't beat the beat up jets, with all that talent you have and without cheating, you should think about why you are even coaching.
Funny how the Jets stuck with you through the first half, and then all the sudden, you blew it open in the second half. You knew everything that was going to happen before it did. Coincidence? I don't think so.
The NFL is doing a full investigation on this and could penalize the Pats for this. I think them taking a loss in the game would be a way to start. The NFL thinks that taking away draft picks will due.
I hope this is true and they bust them for this. I hope Tom Brady finally gets a gerbil stuck up his ass, and I hope the NFL make Belichek finally wear a decent outfit to a game. Apparently the 7 million he makes doesn't go towards his ward robe. Which consists of tall white T's and cut off sweatshirts.. Rot in hell Belichek, your mother probably was a cheap slut too.
Daily NBA BM
Before I get to football, lets drop and NBA BM
Don Nelson
Nelson and the Warriors are bogged down in some serious contract talks. Nelson wants three years guaranteed and the Warriors are giving him a raise with the 2nd two years a team option. Nelson took this squad deep into the playoffs and had them playing well above their heads last year. Give the man what he wants, a good coach is few and far between in the NBA.
Don't waste talent, and Nelson is the most talented part of this team.
Memphis Grizzzzz
I want to let everyone know that I really believe that the Grizz make waves this year. They have so much talent and alot of European talent. My issue is that not only did alot of that talent play the FIBA, but now they are locked down in the European B-Ball championship. Fatigue could really set in on them. I would like to think that training camp is a breeze for these guys such as JCN, Gasol, Darko, and for the home team Mike Miller. Watch, but this team could surprise.
Robert Horry
In the latest what have you done for me lately story. Robert Horry lost his number. He lost number 5 and is not number 25. Ime Udoka took it from him.
Robert Horry, first round pick, 7 titles
Udoka, undrafted, 0 titles
Yea i would give Udoka whatever he wants, he deserves it.
Don Nelson
Nelson and the Warriors are bogged down in some serious contract talks. Nelson wants three years guaranteed and the Warriors are giving him a raise with the 2nd two years a team option. Nelson took this squad deep into the playoffs and had them playing well above their heads last year. Give the man what he wants, a good coach is few and far between in the NBA.
Don't waste talent, and Nelson is the most talented part of this team.
Memphis Grizzzzz
I want to let everyone know that I really believe that the Grizz make waves this year. They have so much talent and alot of European talent. My issue is that not only did alot of that talent play the FIBA, but now they are locked down in the European B-Ball championship. Fatigue could really set in on them. I would like to think that training camp is a breeze for these guys such as JCN, Gasol, Darko, and for the home team Mike Miller. Watch, but this team could surprise.
Robert Horry
In the latest what have you done for me lately story. Robert Horry lost his number. He lost number 5 and is not number 25. Ime Udoka took it from him.
Robert Horry, first round pick, 7 titles
Udoka, undrafted, 0 titles
Yea i would give Udoka whatever he wants, he deserves it.
Friday, September 07, 2007
NBC Vs. FOX
Tiki Vs. Troy
Leaki Vs. The Concussed
Arrogance Vs. Impotence
No Ring Vs. Too many Rings
Tiki Barber's presence in the Giants' backfield was immense, but Troy Aikman said he believes Barber's attitude off the field is one of the reasons the team did not win a Super Bowl during his career. "When you look at the Giants, and you say, why haven't they been able to accomplish more, and you see some of the things we have witnessed, like Tiki Barber's comments regarding Eli Manning, I don't think you have to look much further than that and say maybe now I understand why that team has underachieved," said Aikman, a former Cowboys quarterback now an NFL analyst for FOX.-- New York Daily News
If Tiki had any balls, he would go after someone who wasn't such an easy target. Coughlin and Eli? Way to show some balls. Tiki, remember when you sucked? We all called you leaki, you gave the NFC East so many laughs. We could almost pinpoint and call every fumble. It was great, but then a man by the name of Tom Coughlin came along and taught you how to be good. Thank him. Don't crucify him. Your damn attitude was why the Giants never won. That my shit doesn't stink and I am the best on this team attitude. You didn't help anyone or make anyone else better. Tiki, you are ruining your career with your mouth. Finally Troy Aikman makes some sense and says what is on all of our minds.
Ok, I will give you credit for the Eli comment, Tiki did call his attempt to lead the team last year "comical" haha
Leaki Vs. The Concussed
Arrogance Vs. Impotence
No Ring Vs. Too many Rings
Tiki Barber's presence in the Giants' backfield was immense, but Troy Aikman said he believes Barber's attitude off the field is one of the reasons the team did not win a Super Bowl during his career. "When you look at the Giants, and you say, why haven't they been able to accomplish more, and you see some of the things we have witnessed, like Tiki Barber's comments regarding Eli Manning, I don't think you have to look much further than that and say maybe now I understand why that team has underachieved," said Aikman, a former Cowboys quarterback now an NFL analyst for FOX.-- New York Daily News
If Tiki had any balls, he would go after someone who wasn't such an easy target. Coughlin and Eli? Way to show some balls. Tiki, remember when you sucked? We all called you leaki, you gave the NFC East so many laughs. We could almost pinpoint and call every fumble. It was great, but then a man by the name of Tom Coughlin came along and taught you how to be good. Thank him. Don't crucify him. Your damn attitude was why the Giants never won. That my shit doesn't stink and I am the best on this team attitude. You didn't help anyone or make anyone else better. Tiki, you are ruining your career with your mouth. Finally Troy Aikman makes some sense and says what is on all of our minds.
Ok, I will give you credit for the Eli comment, Tiki did call his attempt to lead the team last year "comical" haha
Thursday, September 06, 2007
New Orleans BM
Paging the New Orleans Saints? Did you forget you had to play on Thursday Night? Or did you actually show up and you can't play because you don't have everyone crying about the GD Hurricane? Reggie Bush is amazing. Attention NFL, get off his dick. I mean seriously, Peyton Manning's commercials suck, (minus the cut that meat one) but he deserves to be the poster child of the NFL. But Reggie Bush? He doesn't deserve Peyton commercial status. How about Peyton and the best QB in the NFC last year Drew Brees?
You went out and spent big money on Jason Davis. Great job. The man right now has been burnt for over 147 yards and 3 TD's. Way to be.
Your pass D sucks, Your RB situation is fucked up, but you have a hell of a QB.
Defense wins championships, not Offense.
If the fact that Reggie took money in college doesn't make you think that he was so low that he would cheat in college just for money, then something is wrong with you.
Now, go win your division and lose in the playoffs.
You went out and spent big money on Jason Davis. Great job. The man right now has been burnt for over 147 yards and 3 TD's. Way to be.
Your pass D sucks, Your RB situation is fucked up, but you have a hell of a QB.
Defense wins championships, not Offense.
If the fact that Reggie took money in college doesn't make you think that he was so low that he would cheat in college just for money, then something is wrong with you.
Now, go win your division and lose in the playoffs.
We Hate TONY ROMO!
Welcome back Tony, can you shake off that terrible fumble rumble and stumble in the playoffs last year? Or will it haunt you forever? Will you worry less about your dick and more about football? We don't care, you suck.
PS nice commercial asshole, at least you know you got acting come next year when your out of a job.
NFL Preview
So it's the start of the 2007-08 NFL season. Which means, Peyton Manning commercials out the ass. The colts finally figured everything out, too bad it was one and done. This year is going to be a dogfight in both sides of the NFL. The excitement is brewing here is my preview.
AFC Preview
AFC Playoff teams (in order): Pats, Chargers, Ravens, Colts, Broncos, Bengals
The AFC should have 4 clear cut division winners. After the top tier of 5 teams, it gets mixed. Look for the AFC to have 4 or 5 8-8 teams that could push for the wild card spots the last week.
Going up: Chargers: Same record this year, playoff wins though
Dolphins: New coach, killer D, but this is a transition year, but they are heading up
Bengals/Steelers: Looking for a better than an 8-8 year, whoever does it gets the wild card.
Going down: Colts: Too many losses but they aren't going far.
Raiders: Yes, they could only win 2 or 3 games this year.
Buffalo: Man they are young, and they will experience growing pains.
NFC Preview
NFC Playoff teams (in order): Saints, Eagles, Bears, Rams, Cowboys, 49ers
Going up: Lions: Headed in the right direction, but where is the D?
Bucs: Jeff Garcia is the reason they do or die. Is that good or bad?
NFC West: Arizona is better, SF is much better, the Rams are better, Seattle is well good but a question mark. This division could continue to just get better and better.
Going down: Giants: How far can they drop? Well I guarantee this, next year Coughlin will not be the coach, Eli will be challenged for the starting position, and their D will crumble. So long Mr. Strahan, happy retirement.
Bears: They made the wrong running back pick. Now they will look to Adrian Peterson after Benson falls on his face.
Falcons: I didn't want to say his name, and I won't. But I will say Joey Harrington, your next. Dear god help them. Joe Horn should help, in the locker room only.
Offensive MVP
NFC: Donovan McNabb
AFC: Willis McGahee
Defensive MVP
NFC: Dan Morgan/ Demarcus Ware
AFC: Champ Bailey Adalius Thomas
Best Running Back:
NFC: Steven Jackson
AFC: Travis Henry/ Willis McGahee
Hot seat Coaches
Coughlin: See above, seeya buddy, go save your heart.
Joe Gibbs: Stick to racing Bro, you suck.
Romeo Crennel: I think the only thing that saves his job is a young spark from Brady. If not, new coach, new QB next year.
Lane Kiffin: Because he is a Raiders coach, and they are always on the hot seat.
Division championships:
The AFC championship will be located in San Diego with the Chargers putting a hurting on the Pats.
The NFC championship will be held at the GD Superdome. Which means a week of crying about what happened a year ago. Hurricane Philadelphia will run through the Superdome again, and this time prevail.
Superbowl: New coaching staff in their first year and they come out of it with a ring. The Chargers win over the Eagles but Andy's kids still celebrate with some H and a couple P's.
AFC Preview
AFC Playoff teams (in order): Pats, Chargers, Ravens, Colts, Broncos, Bengals
The AFC should have 4 clear cut division winners. After the top tier of 5 teams, it gets mixed. Look for the AFC to have 4 or 5 8-8 teams that could push for the wild card spots the last week.
Going up: Chargers: Same record this year, playoff wins though
Dolphins: New coach, killer D, but this is a transition year, but they are heading up
Bengals/Steelers: Looking for a better than an 8-8 year, whoever does it gets the wild card.
Going down: Colts: Too many losses but they aren't going far.
Raiders: Yes, they could only win 2 or 3 games this year.
Buffalo: Man they are young, and they will experience growing pains.
NFC Preview
NFC Playoff teams (in order): Saints, Eagles, Bears, Rams, Cowboys, 49ers
Going up: Lions: Headed in the right direction, but where is the D?
Bucs: Jeff Garcia is the reason they do or die. Is that good or bad?
NFC West: Arizona is better, SF is much better, the Rams are better, Seattle is well good but a question mark. This division could continue to just get better and better.
Going down: Giants: How far can they drop? Well I guarantee this, next year Coughlin will not be the coach, Eli will be challenged for the starting position, and their D will crumble. So long Mr. Strahan, happy retirement.
Bears: They made the wrong running back pick. Now they will look to Adrian Peterson after Benson falls on his face.
Falcons: I didn't want to say his name, and I won't. But I will say Joey Harrington, your next. Dear god help them. Joe Horn should help, in the locker room only.
Offensive MVP
NFC: Donovan McNabb
AFC: Willis McGahee
Defensive MVP
NFC: Dan Morgan/ Demarcus Ware
AFC: Champ Bailey Adalius Thomas
Best Running Back:
NFC: Steven Jackson
AFC: Travis Henry/ Willis McGahee
Hot seat Coaches
Coughlin: See above, seeya buddy, go save your heart.
Joe Gibbs: Stick to racing Bro, you suck.
Romeo Crennel: I think the only thing that saves his job is a young spark from Brady. If not, new coach, new QB next year.
Lane Kiffin: Because he is a Raiders coach, and they are always on the hot seat.
Division championships:
The AFC championship will be located in San Diego with the Chargers putting a hurting on the Pats.
The NFC championship will be held at the GD Superdome. Which means a week of crying about what happened a year ago. Hurricane Philadelphia will run through the Superdome again, and this time prevail.
Superbowl: New coaching staff in their first year and they come out of it with a ring. The Chargers win over the Eagles but Andy's kids still celebrate with some H and a couple P's.
Daily NBA BM
Concern for Shaq:
Will the big fella be able to rebound from th divorce and have a good year?
There is alot of concern on whether this will be a distraction or not. Pat Riley has been quoted as saying that he is devastated upon hearing this news.
The Cincinnati Bengals of the NBA?
The Houston Rockets are slowly trying to take over the old Blazers motto. Rafer Alston is cutting people and arrested twice in a month and now Forward Justin Reed was arrested on Weed charges. Way to be brother. Small crime, but the Rockets are going in the right direction. And don't try and tell me that T-Mac doesn't smoke, he has to be the next victim.
Portland TrailBlazers:
They really are doing it, so get ready for them. On Greg Oden's back already they have been practicing like its training camp. They are making changes and it is starting with Oden. This team could be the cream of the West in two-three years.
Will the big fella be able to rebound from th divorce and have a good year?
There is alot of concern on whether this will be a distraction or not. Pat Riley has been quoted as saying that he is devastated upon hearing this news.
The Cincinnati Bengals of the NBA?
The Houston Rockets are slowly trying to take over the old Blazers motto. Rafer Alston is cutting people and arrested twice in a month and now Forward Justin Reed was arrested on Weed charges. Way to be brother. Small crime, but the Rockets are going in the right direction. And don't try and tell me that T-Mac doesn't smoke, he has to be the next victim.
Portland TrailBlazers:
They really are doing it, so get ready for them. On Greg Oden's back already they have been practicing like its training camp. They are making changes and it is starting with Oden. This team could be the cream of the West in two-three years.
Wednesday, September 05, 2007
Ok, So It Finally is a Reality!
So I admit, it's true, SHAQ is getting divorced. I guess that means what we all knew from the beginning. Shaunie couldn't handle the 16 inch Diesel. And that would mean that all 4 kids that they had together were artificially inseminated.
Sad but true. Go get you some Shaq, you deserve it.
Sad but true. Go get you some Shaq, you deserve it.
Danny Baugher
Mr. Baugher was charged with assaulting his father in a fast food parking lot at 4AM. Danny Baugher was cut from the Patriots on August 29th when he lost the punting job to newly signed veteran Josh Miller.
PS: He was wasted
Ok, so I am guessing it went something like this...
Father and son go out for a nice night of drinking after the kid gets released from the Pats. Try and take your mind off things, tie one on and see if you can get work somewhere else the next day. Like any other time your drunk, you want McDonalds or some kind of late night food. "Dad pull in there and grab something awesome for me" Danny says. Father Baugher comes back with a double cheeseburger value meal. "What the F_ck dad? First I get cut by the Pats, now you can't even get me an F-ing Big Mac." And that is when the real trouble started.
PS: He was wasted
Ok, so I am guessing it went something like this...
Father and son go out for a nice night of drinking after the kid gets released from the Pats. Try and take your mind off things, tie one on and see if you can get work somewhere else the next day. Like any other time your drunk, you want McDonalds or some kind of late night food. "Dad pull in there and grab something awesome for me" Danny says. Father Baugher comes back with a double cheeseburger value meal. "What the F_ck dad? First I get cut by the Pats, now you can't even get me an F-ing Big Mac." And that is when the real trouble started.
Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Jeff Reed, no really Jeff Reed
And I quote Deadspin, if Reed and Janikowski aren't best friends, then something is wrong.
http://deadspin.com/sports/hi-jeff-reed/jeff-reed-loves-his-peeps-296114.php
http://deadspin.com/sports/hi-jeff-reed/jeff-reed-loves-his-peeps-296114.php
This weeks Golden Tissue goes too:
Tiki Barber... Boo whooo... Tom Coughlin hates me, Tom Coughlin pushed me out. Eli Manning is a Vagina with an arm. Boo whoo
You quit. Shut your mouth, you walked away from the best job int he world.
Take your tissue and go with it.
You quit. Shut your mouth, you walked away from the best job int he world.
Take your tissue and go with it.
So This was College Football week 1?
Most important thing and only thing worth mentioning, say goodbye to your Big Ten Title. HA Not so fast...
You think they suck?
You think they are done?
This will light a fire under thier ass and they will win the Big Ten.
Thank you
You think they suck?
You think they are done?
This will light a fire under thier ass and they will win the Big Ten.
Thank you
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